Well, the first thing that came to mind is those cotton balls that they stick in the pill bottles. Why do they put them in there? Are the pills really going to break during transport? I think that they should put cotton balls in potato chip bags too, then. Then the chips wouldn't get crushed and so you wouldn't have those stupid crumbs at the bottom that you grab a handful of and spill them all over yourself because you can't hold on to them. >
Second, ... I can't think of anything else ... toast. Toast is good. I usually eat toast with peanut butter and honey and cinnamon on top. It's what I usually make, but whenever I feel like it I make peanut butter and jam toast. Strawberry jam is my favorite. But I hate crunchy peanut butter and that's the only kind we have right now because my parents are too lazy to go shopping. And I don't have money to go shopping. Yeah.
Please don't shoot yourself.
We'll all do three things in life, it's a guarantee. We'll all lie, we'll all cry and we'll all take painful shits. hahahaha I love Dane Cook. Did anyone see the Vicious Circle? That was frickin awesome. His previous stuff was pretty good too. WHERE'S THE VAN!?!!?!!?!?
Yeah.
So, women think that all guy's want is sex. No. That's not true. Every guy wants to be in a heist. Seriously. Cause heists are awesome. You always have one guy that stays outside and he's the geeky guy so he's like "Hold on guys, I'm hackin into the mainframe hehehe this security system is on a 512bit encryption with multiple trapdoors an-" Yeah. Then there's the guy that's never part of the original crew, that another guy brings in and he's all like "Yeah, this guy's cool. He's cool. You can trust him." But he's never cool, is he. No, he isn't. He ends up stealing all your money or something, or ends up killing everyone. So you finally get into the bank and you've stolen all the money, but when you get out front the van is never there. So you're like "WHERE'S THE VAN!?!?" and it always has to be parked like, 16 blocks away, so they have to run all the way to the van instead of the van being parked in front... WHERES THE VAN!?!?!?
Guys also want to own a monkey. Because, you could train the monkey, and give him medieval armor, so whenever you were in the house, the monkey would randomly attack you. It would be epic. And it would always keep you on edge, because you would never know when the monkey would attack. When you're asleep? Eating? Walking through the door?
I love Dane Cook.
Yeah well I don't know what to say now. K. I'll name off things that I see in my room, because I'm really really bored.
Red Zone pure sport deoderant, PSP, book report, paper, camera, paper, address, username, password, sticky notes, yellow, orange, pen, world of warcraft, speakers, CDs, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance(ew), Fujifilm, Billy Talent, Good Charlotte, more Fujifilm, System of a Down, The Black Eyed Peas, Nickelback, Nickelback, Treblecharger, Trapt, PLANET POP 4 hahah ew, The Offspring, Ace of Base, Energizer e2 lithium, ruler, Gold Bar Wastewater Treatment Plant, Edmonton, phone, cellphone, Samsung, TV, Computer, speakers, retainer, list, outdoor ed, duracell, custom computer parts list, cloth, bag, case, remote, remote, PSP case, earphone, vacuum extension, sudoku, book, supercars, attac k and interceptor jets, the giver, coping with cash, supermazes, CSI, CSI, CSI, CSI, CSI, Training Day, Exit Wounds, Torque(HORRIBLE MOVIE), Swordfish, rubik's cube, ribbon, Headphones, blutooth, paper, Stables, usages multiples, printer, HP, sony, E-flite, remote control helicopter, rock, pin, ubuntu, seanix, gaming, xbox, playstation 2, playstation 3, garbage can, subwoofer, light, joystick, wireless, dry erase, D-Link, tape, coins, money, jar, pencil, airhorn, thermometor, lava lamp, action figure, CD player, tape player, D-Link, calendar, dream machine, another lam, conair, I'll stop here.
Well, that was fun. I have more stuff on my desk too.









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"Simplicity can show more creativity than complexity."
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